rebageld:

unhealthy you say? the apple i ate when i was 7 years old begs to differ 

"I am the sea and nobody owns me."
Pippi Longstocking (1997)

crustypork:

when you’re hungry and your friends won’t share their food with you

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"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again. There is no better taste than someone else’s laughter in your mouth."
Unknown  (via lovequotesrus)

notprocrastinating:

are you a chocolate because you are ferrero ratchét

jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

olechandserif:

Barry, can you but in a floating burger with eyes, smiling, gently floating right to left across the screen. 

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Thank you Barry

bowenarrow96:

literally same

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

"So long as you are still worried about what others think of you, you are owned by them."