killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

o72811:

This is love right here 😍

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

leatherharness:

i don’t think anyone actually likes me

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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